By LINDA BEIER | Wilton
I hope the “sneak” in Wilton
Is happy with their work
As they prowl the streets at night
Looking for another quirk.
I think you’ve done enough
With your insulting sidewalk chalk art,
And derogatory political signs
That caused distress to those you did impart.
But you continued on
With egging a car and a lawn
And some flat tires
That made these people frown.
Oh, you little “sneak” — don’t be surprised,
That the next time you try these things,
Your handiwork will be caught on camera
And then YOU can expect your doorbell to ring!
