I hope the “sneak” in Wilton

Is happy with their work

As they prowl the streets at night

Looking for another quirk.

I think you’ve done enough

With your insulting sidewalk chalk art,

And derogatory political signs

That caused distress to those you did impart.

But you continued on

With egging a car and a lawn

And some flat tires

That made these people frown.

Oh, you little “sneak” — don’t be surprised,

That the next time you try these things,

Your handiwork will be caught on camera 

And then YOU can expect your doorbell to ring!